Rocky Mountain Goon Squad

Race:  Orc
Coach:  Bouf
At the foothills of the Rockies there is no room for softness. Only the Hard and the Strong may call them selves Canadian.
Only the Hard… Only the Strong…
These Orcs are an Unstoppable Force and an Immovable Object. All will be swept from their path, or buried in their passing.
You will find no shelter, You cannot hide.

They Are Coming!

Casualty Ratio : +129 ~ TD Ratio : +41
Shutouts: 22 ~ Times Shutout: 8
Opponents Killed : 24 ~ Players Lost : 4

Rocky Mountain Goon Squad team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
July 27th, 2020 - old news
Goons fight for 1st
The Goons come off of another Nuffle cursed match… their third in a row. The <illegal team link> were all sunshine and rainbows and cuddles and it was all too creepy for the Goons to handle. It was a universally low performance game however as the boys were able to leverage their natural talents to hold off another loss at the all too touchy hands of their opponents. It was a 1-1 game with hardly a casualty in sight (despite the SFC players bursting forth with disgusting mutations seemingly every drive).

Westside Good ol' Boys - Mt Uncoutha Braves (Season I, round 12)

Now the Goons face a truly terrifying match. The grinning and rotting remains of coach Jacko, a BABBL veteran coach to be sure, is out for blood. He is keen to feast on Bouf’s Brains (assuming that any brains remain) And he’s not afraid who knows it! Jacko’s Badland Brawlers have earned a reputation for violence that the Goons were hoping to carve out for themselves. Nuffle just loves these brutal Ogres, and their mountain of crazed followers, the “Faider Nation”. Given Bouf’s reputation for angering Nuffle… It seems unlikely that the Goons will walk away unscathed.

If The Goons can out fight the Ogres, it’ll be a moral victory. If they can win, it’ll be a triumph over Nuffle’s shifting favour. If the Squad can do both… well… only time will tell.
- Bouf
July 17th, 2020 - old news
Nuffle? What the hell?
After a cracking start to the season, the Goons went into a impromptu match up against the League's infamous racist dirtbags, the Brisbane Valley Bouncers. The Goons may have been a little overconfident though as Rash played his worst game ever... failed passes, sloppy hard to catch passes and hand-offs, two left feet.

"What's Up Chuck?!" the minuscule crowd chanted as the normally excellent thrower nearly cost the Goons the game. Then Coach Para bust out his sneaky shenanigans to Clone the Ball and cost William Wallet a TD. The game ended with the Billdozer driving his way up the pitch without the poor Brawlers able to stop him.

Da Noo Blitzaz - Seminary Devils (Season I, round 11)

The Goons next match was an even greater debacle. Rash had another shocker and was very nearly crippled by the Capt Slow... The Billdozer tripped and cracked several ribs... the only Goon who did anything remarkable was Duke who punished Richard Hammond for daring to score the winning TD. The ghoul's shattered jaw will serve as a constant reminder of his game winning effort.

Acacia Ridge Argonauts - Eshin Stills (Season I, round 11)

To prepare for the next match, the Goons and Bouf will have to find a way to appease Nuffle or continue to suffer the consequences!
- Bouf
July 12th, 2020 - old news
What's got Billy so spooked?
The Goons are back and boy are they looking great! Their season opener was against the <illegal team link> and the Goons really showed those elves what for in their own weather cursed sataium. The audience couldn't help but laugh as the Vines Head Coach moaned to Nuffle about luck or what not... but these are the Goons. Luck has nothin to do with it. The Vines were up against destiny.

The Man of the Match was obviously Tumor. He went into the game looking unusually paranoid... he kept rambling on about some shimmering shape that was "hunting" the team. After covering himself with mud, he surprised Amos & Baros by surfing him to his death. After that he kept screaming "Come on, do it! Come on, Kill Me!" at the poor confused wood elves. Whatever, it was a great match!

Good, Bad & Rotting - Collingwood Rangers (Season I, round 2)
- Bouf
Tournaments played:
Season III, Season IV, Season V
Trophies won:
3rd place: Season IV
Commissioners Choice: Season IV



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